After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has the burden to tell his son Jack a good night story, so disguises his hard day as a fairy tale about the little village Sacred Heartlia with Carla and Turk as the two-headed witch Turla, Elliot as the princess and J.D. as the village idiot.
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Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship, when they spend time together looking for a former patient.
Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work, whilst Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby.
Meanwhile, the Janitor claims Dr. Kelso’s abandoned office [...]

Dr. Cox had a patient that he hadn’t been able to diagnose for two years, and he is back again.
Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed.
Elliot and Carla try to find enough people in favor of Dr. Kelso to keep him as Chief of Medicine.

When Dr. Kelso tells the Janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called “The Janitorial” to prove him wrong.
J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues, while Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help about one of his problems.

J.D.’s teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make when he wants to go to his high school graduation.
Turk doesn’t want Carla to find out that he secretly learned Spanish.
To address Dr. Kelso’s weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.

Though Elliot boasts that through private practice she gets to get to know her patients, nobody seems to care. Carla is amazed at how the Janitor was able to score such an attractive girlfriend. The doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he [...]

The Sacred Heart staff has to deal with their inner child, when J.D. and Turk remember their first prank, Dr. Cox has a ten year old Leukemia patient and Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.

Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage.
The Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesn’t know the people’s actual names. If J.D. can’t name all of them, he must take up the mop for a [...]